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Mourning for action starChuck Norris is dead – but these sayings about him live on
Death was afraid of Chuck Norris!
The film world is mourning the loss of a great in the action business. In a complete surprise to his fans, he was admitted to a hospital in Hawaii yesterday, where he died today at the age of 86. His films may no longer be remembered by all cinema fans. But the popular sayings about the action hero, who usually achieved the impossible in his films, live on. Here you can read the funniest ones again.
The best Chuck Norris sayings
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity – twice.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of chess in one move.
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Santa Claus believes in Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can make onions cry.
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When monsters go to bed, they first check to see if Chuck Norris is under the bed.
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Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.
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How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do? All!
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Chuck Norris can punch a shadow.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the gym, the gym gets stronger.
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Chuck Norris drained the tap
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Voldemort calls Chuck Norris “You-Know-Who.”
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When Chuck Norris falls into water, he doesn't get wet – the water becomes Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can eat Chinese food with a chopstick.
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Chuck Norris saves his own penalties.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
The action star himself jumped on the trend and had In 2009 a book with his 101 best jokes published.
Living action legend – who actually was Chuck Norris?
Even if he could never really keep up with Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis and other action greats of his time: Chuck Norris has truly earned his place in pop culture.
Chuck Norris had just turned 86 years old
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Because: Chuck Norris is a product of the hypermasculine action cinema of the 1980s. But while some of his contemporaries such as Arnold Schwarzenegger (77) rose to become veritable Hollywood stars, Chuck Norris failed spectacularly in his own development in works such as “Top Dog” and thus remained somewhat ridiculed throughout his filmmaking.
Audiences and critics agreed that he could basically only play himself – in action, martial arts and war films – and “Walker, Texas Ranger”. “Walker” saved Norris's respectable acting career into the 1990s.
The sayings about him have far outlived his film career – and they will also outlive his death. Norris himself could laugh at them – and that's how he will be remembered. (vdü/mit spot on news)
